alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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