At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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