Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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