No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
try to milk me bitch
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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