kristin has been a bad kristin
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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