I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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