in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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