i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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