Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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