wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
