So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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