and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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