My sheets look like a crime scene.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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