that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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