well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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