I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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