At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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