And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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