What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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