dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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