Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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