I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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