Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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