Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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