I feel great
I just peed on a car
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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