I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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