Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
