I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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