Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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