Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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