who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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