I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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