I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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