come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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