You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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