I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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