Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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