Sponge bath it is.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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