Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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