When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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