the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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