dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I am midnight drunk by noon
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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