i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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