you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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