We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Congratulations! We have a period
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
tell me about the fingering
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