Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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