dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Im part way to drunk.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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