honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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