I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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