I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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